Do Not Click On The “Click Here” Link In This Post of the Day: This post is actually about a former park ranger who was photographed on New Zealand’s Little Barrier Island holding what is believed to be the world’s largest insect.

But there is no way I’m posting the photo of that orbit-nuking candidate on here because it’s just way too creepy.

So, instead, I’ve taken the liberty of providing you with some preemptive eye bleach in the form of a puppy named Sadie Hawkins sleeping on someone’s palm.

If you’re really into knowing what it looks like when a bug is so big it can eat a full-size carrot, click here. Otherwise, cross New Zealand’s Little Barrier Island off your “places that don’t contain insects capable of destroying Tokyo” list.

[thesun / thanks hunniekate!]